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1st Issue
of the FarmGolf Celebrity Newsletter
Mel Gibson's
Drink Driving/Drunk Driving Tips Click  Here

Paris
Is On A  Terminal Hiatus!
Read the Back Issues of
T
he Paris Report
Debut Issue - Jan. 17, 2005
2nd Issue - March 30, 2005
3rd Issue - June 13, 2005
4th Issue - Nov. 8, 2005


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Hear the 19th Hole Show Interview with FarmGolf  Click Here


Thor's Golf Links
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Miss Those
Spinning Golf Balls?
You Can Still See Them at
The Old FarmGolf HomePage

 

SCOTT PETERSON - O. J. SIMPSON

CELEBRITY GOLF CHALLENGE
Attended by over 4,000 people on May 25, 2003

See the details in the May 28, 2003 Newsletter Click Here



The Clubhouse Dancers

  They've Been Practicing 24 Hours a Day
    Put on Britney's "Crazy" or "What U See Is What U Get" & CLICK HERE

 

Click Here for all of the FarmGolf Music Releases
 

Alta Vista Translates FarmGolf into 5 Languages Click Here
Choose Language and Click Translate Web Page


Click for The Original Clubhouse Dedication Newsletter
Clubhouse Officially Dedicated on January 22, 2002 Read About It in the
January 28th Newsletter


Read the
Fox News FarmGolf Interview with the Commissioner & Club Pro Click Here

 

FarmGolf PGA Moved to 9/5/10

BREAKING NEWS !!!

FarmGolf to Expand to Bermuda


The 12/31/2009 Newsletter
with Pictures of last year's tournament action, WDTV's 2nd visit and much more.
 
Miles Runner - David Smith
5-Time  Major Winner  -  6-Time Major Winner

Miles at FarmGolf   David at FarmGolf
Miles Blog with Personal Obituary
Watch David on WDTV's Hole of the Week, Click Here
Hear
David talking during the Britney Spears Clubhouse Interview Click Here
FarmGolf's
Clubhouse Dancers
in Action

A Member of Earth's Most Exclusive Club

2009 RESULTS
Masters
US FarmGolf Open
FarmGolf British Open
FarmGolf PGA

Career Major Totals

TOP 25 FARMGOLFERS
IN THE WORLD
POWER RANKINGS
Revised December 5, 2009
1 Larry Smith 83.7
2 Brian Smith 66.6
3 Curtis Bodkins 60.4
4 Tom Schiefelbein 59.8
5 Neil Creed 56.2
6 Stan Fitzwater 55.0
7 Mike Green 54.9
8 Josh Halfin 52.1
9 Chad Smith 42.8
10 David Smith 41.0
11 Bill Bowers 40.4
12 Travis Poling 32.5
13 Gary Shaffer 31.1
14 Randy Wilson 29.7
15 David Miller 28.8
16 Mike Wise 22.5
17 Miles Runner 22.5
18 Evan Heatherly 21.7
19 Rob Mitchell 15.3
20 Chris Bowers 13.8
21 Eric Sandusky 9.9
22 Dana Hayes 8.6
23 Nick Brown 8.5
24 Tony Hayes 7.7
24 Dave Moore 7.7

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Howard Dean Music
 
  Howie & Hillary - Hide the Salami
Recorded in NYC on 10/26/05
2.3 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:02
Click to Download
 "Right Click, Save Target As"

Official
Eric Cutright Photography
Wedding Pics
114 More Pictures from April 6th and 7th

78
Guest Photographer FarmGolf Wedding Pictures
New Photos Added May 21st

Hear the Britney FarmGolf Interview - An Intimate Discussion as Britney Talks about Her Relationships with the FarmGolfers, What She Really Likes, Her Sexuality and Her Future
 
Mono Version 2.7 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for 56k Connections   Click for Mono
Stereo Version 8.1 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for Fast Connections  Click for Stereo

A FarmGolf Special Report
 
Tiger Woods
 Rents Out FarmGolf

Tiger Protests Begin adjacent to Clubhouse
on Friday, 12/11

Tiger's Been Cheatin' A Special B93 KTTB-FM Music Release
2.1 MB mp3, 192 kbps, Time of 1:28  Click to Download "Right Click, Save Target As"


2009 Tailgate Pics
Done for This Year
We're Off to Anaheim for WVU Basketball in the 76 Classic

FarmGolf's First Movie
"Barbour County Burglar"

is reviewed by Gene Shalit, starring newcomer
Mikey Kershaw
and oldcomer
Perez Hilton

... with other Celebrity Comments
 

A Look Back at FarmGolf's
Earth Day 2008

The FarmGolf POET is BACK!!

2009 FarmGolf Masters Results
 
The 
2009-2010 FarmGolf Calendar is now available, covering April through March, 2010.

The December 31st Newsletter Is Now Out, Detailing the Last 3 Tournaments, New Web Pages, Upcoming National Advertisements, 2008 FarmGolf Banquet and much more.  Click Here

 

Earth's Most Exclusive Club
Population:  6 out of 6.8 Billion
FarmGolf's
 Hole-In-One Club
It's 8 Times Easier to Become President of the United States

The September 8th Newsletter - Coverage of the FarmGolf PGA Tournament, Bi-annual Meeting Report with New Members of Board of Directors, FarmGolf Intern Hired, Nine Irony Poem, The Demise of the Las Vegas Course, 2007  WVU Tailgate   Update, Final Plans of the 2nd European Marketing Trip, Fed-ex Cup Details, and Lawsuit Update  Click Here

FarmGolf's Most Popular Page Recent Pics Receives a Long Overdue Update, Click Here

The
August 5th Newsletter is here ..... covering the recent US FarmGolf Open and British FarmGolf Open, Upcoming Bi-annual FarmGolf Meeting, Celebrity Guest Lawsuit, PGA Preview and more.

A New FarmGolf Wellness Report, Issue No. 2 here

2008 Tailgate Pictures for All Home Games Are Here
See the Past FarmGolf.com Party Pictures - 2007 WVU Tailgate Pics
2006 Tailgate Pics - 2005 Tailgate Pics

Also, a Summary of the recent September 16th Fed-ex Cup in the
upcoming December 23rd Newsletter.  Also, Reports on the Recent FarmGolf Intern, the Unheralded Shift Workers of FarmGolf, A
FarmGolf 2007 WVU Football Tailgate Summary & 2007 European Marketing Campaign, Plus World Rankings Changes.

A Cool Site - FarmGolf Back in Time (from 2002 to 2007) Here

An
Alternative FarmGolf Course using 5 clubs in South Carolina

New High-Quality Photos by Eric McGuire are Now Available on the
FarmGolf Aerial Photography Page - SEE THEM HERE

3rd Celebrity Golf Challenge Report, US FarmGolf Open Results, Music Library Upgrade Approved by RIAA, Spring 2007 Special Event Planned, British FarmGolf Open Details All in the July 20th Newsletter
 


Debra Lafave Arrives at the Clubhouse

    Bush Defeats Kerry in the 2nd Annual FarmGolf Celebrity Challenge Read about it in the August 24th Newsletter
SEE ALL SIX (6) PICTURES OF THIS EXCITING EVENT
Also, 2004 FarmGolf PGA Summary, D&E Athletic Department Rents the Course, Britney Spears Terminated and Howard Dean Visits the Clubhouse

Howard Dean's Crazy Train  Recorded in Des Moines, Iowa
3.4 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:54  Click to Download "Right Click, Save Target As"
Over 800 Units Shipped on Day 1, 1,300 Day 2, 2,800 Day 3
Howard Dean's Crazy Train Now Certified 26X-Platinum
Official Lyrics to Howard Dean's Crazy Train

NY Times Commentary "Riding the Crazy Train" Maureen Dowd
 (Original Page Saved in html)
MTV Story on Remixers With "Crazy Train" Sample (MTV Audio Link Works Poorly)
Village Voice NYC Newspaper, Howard Dean, Internet Rock Star
CNN NH Primary Recap Crazy Train Reference 
Financial Times London Paper with FarmGolf.com Reference (Original Page Saved in html)
Aftonbladet Stockholm, Sweden's Largest Newspaper, Practice Your Swedish
Additional Comments on Howard Dean's Crazy Train
   
Left  - Ozzy Cools Howard Off at the End of Their "Crazy Train" Duet 
Right
  - Howard Dean Accepts "Crazy Train" Gold Record from Commissioner Mike Green
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