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June 18, 2008
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Send your comments and/or questions to
mike@farmgolf.com
Joe Brocato, "FarmGolfer of the Month"
from Channel 5 arrives at
FarmGolf
on
June 18th
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A Report Is Coming Soon!!
The
May 28th Newsletter
is Here
Details on the 2008 Masters
plus the
Democrats Come to FarmGolf
- A Summary of the May 11th Democratic Fundraiser held at FarmGolf, Part of
an Agreement to Settle a 2007 Lawsuit
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WDTV Sports
is Coming to FarmGolf on June 18th to Do
a "Hole of the Week"
Story
Left - Hillary Clinton
talks to crowd at FarmGolf while waiting
for Barack Obama
Center -
Hillary Clinton
takes a turn at the Robert C. Byrd Urinal
Right - Former President
Bill
Clinton
speaks outside the Commissioner's Residence
Left - Neil Creed Discusses Sausages with Chelsea
Clinton
at the FarmGolf Clubhouse
Center - Lynn Phillips and Larry Smith
are entertained by a Dancing Waiter
Right -
Eliot Spitzer
relaxes in the main FarmGolf Pond
A
New
FarmGolf Wellness Report,
Issue No. 2 here
The
April, 2008 to March, 2009
FarmGolf Calendar
is now
here.
Also, a Summary of the recent
September 16th Fed-ex Cup in the
upcoming December 23rd Newsletter.
Also, Reports on the Recent FarmGolf Intern, the Unheralded Shift Workers of
FarmGolf, A
FarmGolf
2007 WVU Football Tailgate Summary and 2007 European Marketing Campaign,
Plus FarmGolf World Rankings Changes.
Pitt Game
Pictures
2007 WVU Tailgate Pics
Now with Improved Page Navigation
PastTailgate Pictures - 2006 Tailgate Pics - 2005 Tailgate Pics
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The September 8th Newsletter - Coverage of the FarmGolf PGA Tournament, Bi-annual Meeting Report with New Members of Board of Directors, FarmGolf Intern Hired, Nine Irony Poem, The Demise of the Las Vegas Course, 2007 WVU Tailgate Update, Final Plans of the 2nd European Marketing Trip, Fed-ex Cup Details, and Lawsuit Update Click Here
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FarmGolf's Most Popular Page Recent Pics Receives a Long Overdue Update, Click Here
The August 5th Newsletter is here ..... covering the recent US FarmGolf Open and British FarmGolf Open, Upcoming Bi-annual FarmGolf Meeting, Celebrity Guest Lawsuit, PGA Preview and more.
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The 2nd Issue of the FarmGolf Celebrity Newsletter featuring Al Gore, Jr. with
A Practical Solution
to Global Warming |
A Cool Site - FarmGolf Back in Time (from 2002 to 2007) Here
An Alternative FarmGolf Course using 5 clubs in South Carolina
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Official Eric Cutright Photography Wedding Pics
114 More Pictures from April 6th and 7th
78 Guest Photographer FarmGolf Wedding Pictures
New Photos Added May 21st
The FarmGolf Super Weekend Is Complete
An Extensive Report in the
April 24th Newsletter
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November 2nd Newsletter FarmGolf Goes to Europe Report, Ireland Ryder Cup Visit, The Royal FarmGolf Course at Kensington in London Finalized, Italy and Spain Reports, Fall Tournament Results, New Poem U-Team Rap and U-Team Techniques Revealed Click Here
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New High-Quality Photos by Eric McGuire are Now Available on the
FarmGolf Aerial Photography Page - SEE THEM HERE
Bush Defeats Kerry in the 2nd Annual FarmGolf Celebrity Challenge Read about it in the August 24th Newsletter.
SEE ALL SIX (6) PICTURES OF THIS EXCITING EVENT
Also, 2004 FarmGolf PGA Summary, D&E Athletic Department Rents the Course, Britney Spears Terminated and Howard Dean Visits the Clubhouse |
Howard Dean's Crazy Train Recorded in Des Moines, Iowa
3.4 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:54 Click to Download "Right Click, Save Target As"
Over 800 Units Shipped on Day 1, 1,300 Day 2, 2,800 Day 3
Howard Dean's Crazy Train Now Certified 26X-Platinum
Official Lyrics to Howard Dean's Crazy Train
NY Times Commentary "Riding the Crazy Train" Maureen Dowd
(Original Page Saved in html)
MTV Story on Remixers With "Crazy Train" Sample (MTV Audio Link Works Poorly)
Village Voice NYC Newspaper, Howard Dean, Internet Rock Star
CNN NH Primary Recap Crazy Train Reference
Financial Times London Paper with FarmGolf.com Reference (Original Page Saved in html)
Aftonbladet Stockholm, Sweden's Largest Newspaper, Practice Your Swedish
Additional Comments on Howard Dean's Crazy Train
 
Left - Ozzy Cools Howard Off at the End of Their "Crazy Train" Duet
Right - Howard Dean Accepts "Crazy Train" Gold Record from Commissioner Mike Green
Click on pictures to enlarge SCOTT PETERSON - O. J. SIMPSON CELEBRITY GOLF CHALLENGE
Attended by over 4,000 people on May 25, 2003 See the details in the May 28, 2003 Newsletter Click Here
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Phillips's Golf Balls
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Available at the Clubhouse Prices have been raised due to a decrease in available balls.
Hear the 19th Hole Show Interview with FarmGolfClick Here
See the Historic
Robert C. Byrd Urinal by Clicking Here
Thor's Golf Links
Hundreds of Golf Links, Click Here
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Miss Those Spinning Golf Balls?
You Can Still See Them at
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Read the Back Issues of The Paris Report Debut Issue - Jan. 17, 2005
2nd Issue - March 30, 2005
3rd Issue - June 13, 2005
4th Issue - Nov. 8, 2005
Top
25
FarmGolfers
In the World
Power Rankings
Revised
June 1, 2008
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1 |
David Smith |
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2 |
Bill Bowers |
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3 |
Larry Smith |
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4 |
Josh Halfin |
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5 |
Stan Fitzwater |
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6 |
Mike Green |
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7 |
Neil Creed |
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8 |
Tom Schiefelbein |
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9 |
Evan Heatherly |
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10 |
Rob Mitchell |
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11 |
Chris Bowers |
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12 |
Curtis Bodkins |
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13 |
David Miller |
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14 |
Gary Shaffer |
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15 |
Miles Runner |
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16 |
Coty Thorne |
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17 |
Ed Thorne |
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18 |
Nick BrownNick |
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19 |
Justin Mitchell |
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20 |
Mike Wise |
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21 |
Kevin McKinnie |
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22 |
Tony Hayes |
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23 |
G Sparks |
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24 |
Randy Wilson |
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25 |
Bill Smith |
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Current FarmGolf Weather
Click for The Original Clubhouse Dedication Newsletter
Clubhouse Officially Dedicated on January 22, 2002 Read About It in the
January 28th Newsletter
Read the Fox News FarmGolf Interview with the Commissioner & Club Pro Click Here
The Clubhouse Dancers
They've Been Practicing 24 Hours a Day
Put on Britney's "Crazy" or "What U See Is What U Get" & CLICK HERE
Click Here for all of the FarmGolf Music Releases
THE RIAA-APPROVED FarmGolf MUSIC LIBRARY Is Now at 292 GB!
Hear the Britney FarmGolf Interview - An Intimate Discussion as Britney Talks about Her Relationships with the FarmGolfers, What She Really Likes, Her Sexuality and Her Future
Mono Version 2.7 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for 56k Connections Click for Mono
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